almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

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meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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marauders4evr:

waitingforthelastcenturion:

#says the man who picked up the body of a dead woman who wanted nothing to do with him in life (via benjyfenwick) 

That tag though
marauders4evr:

waitingforthelastcenturion:

#says the man who picked up the body of a dead woman who wanted nothing to do with him in life (via benjyfenwick) 

That tag though

just-art:

Daft Punk by Antoine Scotto

Mixed media LED painting.

See video here!

This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

ajtechknow:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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This is insanely cool, especially because we just remembered that this week’s TechKnow—a repeat of one of our favorite episodes—includes our first (and so far only) signature cocktail: bourbon poured over glacial ice

“I guess”
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via yllenhaal)

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“I guess”
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via yllenhaal)

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beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

beesmygod:

well the internet had a good run

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add-chaps-misshaps:

so im watching the new episode of adventure time, and they’re in the lemon castle and thats all fine, but look at that fucking toilet.

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“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

“I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

I am not getting stabbed in the name of science.”

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generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

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